Salisbury and District U3A

NEWSLETTER
Number 54 December 2005

Salisbury U3A Newsletter No 54, December 2005

From the Chairman
Quality Time - Many of us have arrived at that stage in life when little brown spots appear on the backs of hands, when names are hard to remember, and when there is little inclination to go out in winter nights. It is a sobering time when not only have our parents died but also many of our contemporaries.

In our newspaper we now scan the deaths column rather than the one proclaiming forthcoming marriages. Years ago all this seemed leagues away but now it has crept up the garden path and occasionally peeps through our window.

In this situation some foolishly abandon all effort and become 'the rocking chair people'. They have done their bit and now it's up to others. So, for them, no jobs, no struggles, no worries. And this situation is made worse by certain agencies who imagine that all we want is warmth, boiled sweets and a television set.

But the wise attitude at this stage of life is not to view it as the last chapter in the book. There are surprises in it and a great number of compensations. The 'rat race' is over and the scramble for the commuter train. There is time to 'stand and stare'.

With justification one can do one's 'own thing'.

Passions no longer burn as they once did. Objective judgements are more likely. And with all this is a certain freedom, not known before, bringing with it a distinct lightness of spirit.

Constructively this is a time of expectancy and not resignation. It need not consist of blank paper. Retirement is one's last chance to get life's priorities in order. And these priories can be summed up in the simple phrase 'being instead of doing'.

And if you are sad the best thing is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only thing for it then - to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it.

This is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting.

-----Jack Leeming-----

From the Secretary

Salisbury and District U3A Notice of Annual General Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the AGM of the above Organisation will take place in the Methodist Church Hall, St. Edmonds Church Street Salisbury on Wednesday 1 March 2006 at 10.30am

Signed: Neville Jennings, Secretary

For your consideration the following members of the Committee are standing down after their three year term of office: Bob Pearce, Diana Hayne, Tom Coombes and Valerie Ekins. Please give thoughts as to whom should be nominated to replace them.

So that all members are aware: the 6th Form Forum commenced on Tuesday 8 November 2005 at Bishop Wordsworth School and runs alternate weeks. There will be three meetings this side of Christmas and then a decision will be taken as to whether to continue the course the following term depending on the level of support from the two schools concerned.
It seems very early to mention U3A Summer Schools for Summer 2006 but the paperwork will be with us quite soon. If you do not see the details on the Notice Board please contact the Secretary who will have a copy of the application forms.

IT Information: U3A UK's Internetwork Group announce a website for technical support - not for definitive answers to your problems, but a good place to check before you spend money on repairs or on new equipment. Click-on http://worldu3a.org/support.

Do you know someone with a computer but who finds it difficult to get to meetings? The virtual U3A might be just what they are looking for. See http://www.u3a.org.uk/vu3a

Perhaps that friend who can no longer get to local meetings can't afford a computer? Have a look at the 'IT for Charities' list of organizations that offer very cheap or free recycled computers at http://www.itforcharities.co.uk/pcs.htm

Take a look at www.teachers.tv Mostly of interest to people with access to free-to-air TV or satellite or cable, but this is a fascinating channel and has absorbing programmes on many aspects of teaching.

Walkers and Ramblers. A very important website is
http://www.countrysideaccess.gov.uk/whereyoucango.php

Gizmo is a Free Phone for your computer that makes calling as easy as instant messaging. http://www.gizmoproiect.com/ and http://blogs.zdnetcom/iptelephony/?p=555 has a comparison of Skype and Gizmo

Philosophy groups will find a rich mix of essays worthy of download/print/distribute/discuss on the website of Anders Standberg. See http://www.aleph.se/Trans/Cultural/Philosophy/ See especially the article on 'Engineered Evolution'.

Technical Support: Here's a wonderful site that gives free computer tutorials for computer beginners - http://www.homeandlearn.co.uk Bootleg - http://www.bootleg.co.uk/ claims to be a major new resource for users looking for technical support. It is certainly worth a browse.

All above courtesy of SIGNPOST edited by Tom Holloway in the UK.

----Neville Jennings-----
From the Treasurer

Subscription renewal
The subscription for 2006 is £10.00 and is due on 1 January. Please complete the enclosed Subscription Form; and give or send it with your subscription to the Treasurer. Two persons living at the same address may use the one Form.
A stamped addressed envelope - self adhesive would be much appreciated - should also be enclosed with your subscription for use by the Membership Secretary, who will post to you your new Membership Card. If no addressed envelope is received Cards will be available at the annual general meeting in March.
It would be most helpful if you would pay your subscription promptly, but in any case it should be received by the Treasurer before 19th February. After this date membership will be opened to new applicants, and it may not be possible to accept your renewal if numbers exceed 500. Cheques received in December will not be banked until after 1 January.
Thanks for your co-operation.

----David Wilson-----
Editor's Note
You may recall that in the last Newsletter our Treasurer was asking for someone to assist him and I am very pleased to report that Mike Day of Downton has offered his services. A 'thank you Mike' from all the members, No Treasurers, no U3A.

Speakers at the Monthly Meetings
January Robert Key MP What MPs actually do all day  
February Major Nigel Lewis Barn owls and their conservation  
March AGM National Legal Services Inheritance tax and making a will (Peter Bartholomew or Deborah Shepherd)
Outings News
Thursday 8 December Christmas Shopping trip to McArthur Glen Designer Outlet Swindon, claimed to be the largest covered designer outlet in Europe. Members attending will receive a 10% discount card providing further discounts in 56 stores. Coach Tesco's Southampton Road 9.30 am, Coach Park Castle Street 9.45 am. Return from Swindon at 4.30 pm. Cost including driver gratuity £8.20.
Friday 20 January China: The Three Emperors 1662-1795. A landmark exhibition at the Royal Academy in London presenting imperial treasures of the Qing dynasty, many items unseen outside of China. Some 400 works will include paintings, jades, bronzes, porcelain and lacquer ware, robes and ceremonial armour. A unique exhibition - not to be missed! Restaurant facilities available. Audio guides optional extra at £2.50 (group rate). Coach from Tesco's Southampton Road 8 am, Coach Park, Castle Street 8.15 am. Return from London 4.30 pm. Cost: £20.50 includes coach, driver gratuity and entrance fee. Booking now at monthly meeting or by post.
Monday 13 February Playhouse Theatre, Salisbury for a performance of Bernard Shaw's 'Arms and the Man'. Centre Stall seats reserved for the 7.30 pm performance. Cost £ 9.50. Coffee and Biscuits £1.00 available during the interval in the Hawkings Bar on the first level reserved exclusively for U3A members. Soft and alcoholic drinks also available. Free Car Parking after 6 pm in Central Car Park. Tickets distributed at February General Meeting or from 7 pm in the theatre foyer prior to the performance. Booking from December meeting or by post
Saturday 22 April First ever visit of the Bolshoi Ballet to the Mayflower Theatre, Southampton. 50 Centre Stall seats have been reserved for U3A members at the Matinee performance of Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake. A few seats still available. Cost: £32.50 includes Centre Stalls seat, coach and driver gratuity. Coach departs Coach Park Castle Street 12.30 pm, Tesco's Southampton Road 12.45 pm. Return from Southampton approx. 5 pm. Book Now!
Monday 24 April - Friday 28 April Visit to Dublin. A 5 day (four night) visit with flights from Bournemouth or Southampton Airport*. Accommodation at the four star Burlington Hotel in the city centre on a room and breakfast basis. City Sightseeing and a full day visit to the scenic Wicklow mountains. Coach transfers between Salisbury and Bournemouth or Southampton Airport and Dublin Airport and hotel. Porterage at Dublin Airport and hotel. All ground arrangements in Ireland handled by C.I.E., a reliable tour operator. Cost expected to be approximately £350.00 inclusive per person sharing a twin or double room. Single room supplement £90.00 for the full period. Cost based on minimum 15 passengers travelling. 23 members have booked to date. Phone John Ewington for information and Application Form.
  * Flight reservations will be confirmed by mid December.
Advance Notice: Tuesday 16 May. Visit to Houses of Parliament and Churchill Museum and Cabinet War Rooms (subject to confirmation). Booking from February meeting.
  Note: Cheques only please payable to 'Salisbury U3A'. No cash. Separate cheques for each outing. This will greatly ease the administration burden. Non members of U3A are welcome but subject to availability and a £1.00 supplement. If you are unable to attend the monthly meeting or prefer to book by post please telephone prior to booking and mail cheque with telephone number, destination and pick-up point on reverse to: John Ewington Flat 5 Arlington House 22 Bourne Avenue Salisbury SP1 1LS. Telephone/Fax. 01722 500 699.
  Cancellation Policy: Cancellations will be treated sympathetically and no charge will be incurred within 1 month of Booking Start date. After this refunds will be subject to re-sale less £ 1.00 administration charge.
  ----John Ewington-----
Walking Group
Welcome to new Members. All walks are on a Thursday. Meet at 13, Dorset Road. at 9.15 unless you are going to the walk start..
12 January 2006 Charlton-aIl-Saints, Clearbury. Limited parking in small layby in unmarked lane off A338, (between lanes to Matrimony Farm and Charlton) GR 243175. Meet 9.15, start 10.00. 6 miles. Leader Maggie
26 January 2006 Great Wishford. Park at Royal Oak Pub, GR 078355. Meet 9.15, start 9.45. 5.5 miles. Leader John.
9 Febuary 2006 Manswood, Chetterwood, Hogstock Coppice. Park in field opposite school, GR 983081. Meet 9.15, start 10.00. 5.5 miles. Leader Kay.
23 Febuary 2006 Ridge, Tisbury, Wood Farm, Hatch, Old Wardour. Park at South Western Hotel, GR 293942. Meet 9.10, Start 10.00. 5 miles. Leader Rex.
9 March 2006 Barford Down, Crouch Down. Park at Barford Inn, Barford St Martin. GR 056314. Meet 9.15, Start 9.45. 4 miles. Leader Ann.
23 March 2006 Whaddon. Park at Three Crowns Pub. GR SU 197260. Meet 9.15, Start 9.45. 5 miles. Leader Joan. Hopefully end of term lunch together.
  Stout footwear required, waterproofs if wet, mid-walk drink and comfort stop, pub usually available at end.
  Please consider offering to lead a walk.
  ----Maggie Hunter -----

Mini Walks
All walks are. held on the third Thursday of the month.
15 December 2005 Leisure Centre Park at the Leisure Centre, Butts Road Avon Bridge Salisbury GR 141310
19 January 2006 Whaddon. Park at the Three Crowns Pub, Whaddon GR 197261
16 February 2006 Fonthill Bishop Park at the Beckford Arms GR 939312
16 March Whitsbury Park at the Cartwheel Pub GR 130188
  All walks start at 10.00. Stout shoes or boots are necessary and please bring a drink.
  ----Sheila and Peter Brown -----

Family History in the New Year
The meetings to study Family History will continue in the New Year, as below. As usual, every third meeting will be an open session to which anyone interested in Family History is invited, whether or not they have been to my groups. There will be an opportunity to refer to my fairly large collection of books, to boast of your achievements, to discuss your problems and to have a cup of coffee.
All meetings are on Friday mornings at 10.15, fortnightly, at 8 Shakespeare Road, Stratford sub Castle.
6 January    The Family Record Centre
20 January Open, informal meeting
3 February  Recording information and Family Tree drawing
17 February Wills and Probate
3 March Open, informal meeting
17 March The National Archive; the Public Record Office
31 March Photographs, maps, indexes and directories
I would like to organise a trip to London and the Family Record Centre in Islington, most likely on Thursday 30 March. However, I had to cancel my last two attempts at arranging a similar trip from lack of support. I realise now that so much information can be found on the Internet that it is not so necessary to travel to London. If you would be interested in going, please contact me before 18 December and, if there is sufficient support, I will do my best to arrange it.
  -----Chris Dickson-----


Family History - digging the dirt

How fascinating it is to rummage through old documents, delve into a census and scan the internet to discover the truth about one's forebears. I discovered that a great great grandfather had a school in Fisherton in 1838 and left to take up an appointment as an Assistant Protector of the Aborigines in New South Wales. How did he come by the appointment and what was the task when he got there with his family? Well, that's another story.

Here is a story of an American industrialist who wanted to discover his family's roots. He knew that they stretched back to the early days of the colonies but he was keen to substantiate that he was descended from the Pilgrim Fathers. He employed a genealogist to do the search. The only ancestor he could trace was one of his great grandfathers who was convicted of murder and executed in the electric chair. To reveal this would not have pleased the industrialist nor justify his search fee.

The genealogist reported that it was difficult to trace his family tree far back but he had discovered one of his great grandfathers who could claim distinction. 'He occupied a chair in applied electricity in a principal male institution and had died in harness'.

----David Ensor-----


Handbell Ringers - A Twinning Ringing Experience

Earlier this summer I received a phone call out of the blue from France. Saintes, which is twinned with Salisbury, was to hold an 'English week' to commemorate its fifteenth twinning anniversary and could I bring a small team of my ringers to Saintes to ring for the occasion? If we could get ourselves there, accommodation would be provided and a programme and venues for performances arranged. Without hesitation, or serious consideration, I said yes!.

Then of course the work began: I thought, five ringers - three in hand - fifteen bells - available tunes - practice sessions - who is on holiday - how to get people and equipment there - what to wear - !*?* Fortunately as well as Judy and I, Barbara, Isobel and Muriel were free from the tenth of July. They travelled over with our Mayor of Salisbury Patrick Paisey and his wife who were visiting in an official capacity. Judy and I stuffed my small Fiat with tables, covers, foams, bells, music stands - oh, and a large suitcase, as we stayed on in France for a hurriedly arranged ten day holiday with friends further south. Incidentally, we got some very funny looks from heavily armed security men at Portsmouth when they asked what we were carrying! The next problem was music. My immediate thoughts were La Marseillaise, Frere Jacques, Sur Le Pont d' Avignon etc. but Judy quickly pointed out that we were representing England and the French wanted to hear English songs, Oranges and lemons, Heart of Oak, Oh No John, The Old Bull & Bush, etc., and so a programme evolved. (By the way, try explaining the words of these songs to the French - in French! )

In Saintes the streets, squares and public buildings were bedecked with bunting, tricolours and union jacks. A car park, in a beautiful setting by the river, had been turned into what became known as 'the English village' with small marquees arranged around the perimeter and a beautiful English country garden, Chelsea flower show style, built in the centre. One marquee served English teas, another demonstrated Downton lace making. In others corn dollies, local ceramics and commerce in and around Salisbury - and of course a beer tent to oil the works of twenty-seven Morris men from Chippenham! The day temperatures never fell below 27°C and we were fortunate enough (when required) to set up our tables in the shade of a tree. This sounds idyllic, but for us poor bell ringers, far from it. We did three concerts a day in all manner of places apart from the village. 'Would you mind going to this square - could you play in that pedestrian street - then there is the library outside the museum at four - a children's party down by the bandstand in the park the old people's home - and don't forget the monastery!' And each time the car had to be loaded and unloaded, tables set up and music arranged. If there was a competition for speed and efficiency for this sort of thing I could tell you where to lay your money!

But what fun - and the interest from the French people was unbelievable. They had never heard of handbells, let alone seen any and as soon as we started playing in public places we had an immediate crowd around us. (Saintes is a tourist spot for the Roman remains and the town was crowded). 'Where did you get them? - How do you play them? - How do they work? - Where do you get the music? - May I try please?' were common questions and even 'WouId you play at my wedding? WouId you come and play at Christmas?' One interesting question that I shall pursue was 'Could you perhaps come next summer if we organised a school for a week to teach some French people?' And then there were the more orderly captive audiences .Having had lunch at the old peoples' home we played outside their dining room on the terrace in the shade of large trees. In the home run by Les Petites Soeurs des Pauvres we performed on the stage in a large hall to an audience of ninety residents and the attendant nuns who sat entranced. But the piece de resistance must be the Fete Nationale du 14 Juillet. We were invited to join Madame Bernadette Schmitt, mayor of Saintes and her party for the review of the troops and procession in front of the Palais de Justice before attending a cocktail and brunch party in a most beautiful walled garden, serenaded by a baroque orchestra. Before lunch ended, we were invited to play while the orchestra had a break and the team rose to the occasion before a most prestigious and appreciative audience. This was our swan song. In the evening we attended a most beautiful choral recital in the cathedral from whence Muriel, Isobel and Barbara left for England, whilst Judy and I went to view the firework display by the river. Thus our visit to Saintes ended - what a wonderful experience it had been.

-----Tom Coombes-----


Arts Day

An opportunity to find out about arts activity in Salisbury & South Wiltshire

The Salisbury & South Wiltshire Arts Network (SSWAN) is holding an Arts Day on Saturday 28 January 2006 for the general public to come and find out what is on offer from the arts venues, organisations, amateur groups and individual artists and arts workers based in Salisbury and South Wiltshire.

The day will be held at Salisbury Arts Centre, Bedwin Street, Salisbury 11am - 5pm (admission free) and will involve a wide range of arts groups and artists who will be on hand to tell you about their work and how you can get involved from an audience or participants' perspective.

There will be opportunities to meet members of arts groups you may wish to join, or maybe you want to find out about future plays Salisbury Playhouse is planning to stage, or you may be interested in finding an arts worker who can work with your local community.

It will be a vibrant and exciting day where you can look round a range of stands, see films of different arts activity from across the district and even take part in some taster sessions. Plus the Arts Centre's cafe will be open serving drinks and snacks.

If you are an arts group or artist who would like to have a stand at the Arts Day or if you just wish to find out more please contact Rachel Efemey (Principal Arts Officer) Salisbury District Council, The Council House, Boume Hill, Salisbury SP1 3UZ, telephone: 01722 434307
email: refemey@salisbury.gov.uk


Sunday Lunches

The popularity of Sunday lunches is steadly growing. The lunches are held on the first Sunday after the Wednesday General Meeting (the coffee Morning to some). A list is on the notice board at the General Meeting with details, or telephone me.

-----Sheila Tupling-----

Gardening Club
Gardening Club meetings are on the second Monday of the month at 2.00 pm in the Memorial Hall behind All Saints Church in Harnham.
12 December Moira Dickson Flowers of Barbados
9 January Sarah Coles Old Roses at Mottisfont
13 February Gerald Nicholls Botanic Gardens
13 March Lesley Roberts and Gil Dawson Introduction to Auriculas
10 April Jenny Whitham Plants for Pots
Outings 8 May Compton Acres
  12 June Oxford Botanic Garden
  12 July Knoll Gardens
     
    ----Moira Dickson-----



U3A Science Forum - Spire and Sarum

Chris Penfold , currently Chairman of Spire, has written to say that Salisbury U3A members are welcome to their Science Forum which is held on the last Monday of the month in Harnham Memorial Hall at 10.00 a.m. There is no need to book - just roll up (there is space for parking) but you will be asked to pay a small entrance fee to cover the cost of the hall.

30 January – Clocks – Chris Wadge
27 February – Opthalmology – Peter Hodgkins
27 March – Jurassic Park Heritage Coast – Annette Harris
24 April – Visit to Langford Lakes (Natural History)



New Groups in the New Year

Sylvia Weston, a new member, is offering an opportunity to study Jane Austen's novel Mansfield Park. The Group will meet on alternate Thursdays at 10 am at 'Bethany', St Lawrence Close, Stratford sub Castle, beginning on 12 January 2006. Sylvia's phone number is 336581. However, I would be grateful if you would apply to me in the first instance, as places are limited.

Pamela Whitehead is repeating her 'Music for Pleasure' on Tuesday mornings at 10.30 beginning on 10 January 2006 at 14, Friar's Orchard, off St Ann Street. The members on her waiting list have been offered places, but there is still one vacancy. Please apply to me if you are interested.

Julian Jackson is repeating his 'Introduction to Digital Photography'. I have already contacted the members on his waiting list, and all the places have been allocated. My apologies to those who have not been offered a place; perhaps we can persuade Julian to do it again in the future.

'Art for All'. Pat Rycroft would welcome some more budding artists at her group on Wednesday mornings, weekly, at 10.00 am at the Scout Hut, Harnham. Please contact her on 334186 for a place, and also to find what equipment you need.
I am, as always, looking for more ideas for groups. If some subject interests you and you would like to discuss it, please ring me.

----Chris Dickson-----


Chinglish

We had this example of 'Japlish' in the instructions for our car radio: 'In the event of tape salad....' I can't remember what we had to do if such a situation arose!
I have a small knife with retractable blade, bearing the warning 'Keep out of children'.
I'm also rather fond of this one: 'To serve your ice cream in a simple and merry way pour it into the cups using a dosing spoon.'

-----Joan New-----




Submitted by Norah Perry

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, 'Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father' nodding and addressing each of them. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them. Once again, the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said 'Good morning, Father' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any. longer and said 'Just a minute young lady. 'Yes' she replied.
'We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
'Father, it's me, Sister Mary Francis,' she replied.


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From the Editor

My friend in the USA has sent me an interesting list of 'History's Underrated Inventions'. The striking ones - the wheel, the telescope, the steam engine, generating electricity, the aeroplane - are easy to identify and the obvious changes that they made to mankind.
Tamim Ansary, who is the author of the book, lists seven that he believes have been seriously underated. They are as follows - not in order of importance.
1. The Chariot. A light basket on two wheels (at first glance unstable) but with a horse or two plus driver and bowman became one of the most important weapons of war ever.
        2. Concrete. A Roman invention which by using the correct materials would set under water. Think of all those bridges and aqueducts.
        3. Horse Collar. Using the collar on a horse which could work 50% faster than oxen helped produce a surplus and gave them goods to trade etc.
        4. The Longbow. Ask any French armoured knight how a 80lb pull longbow correctly aimed, could go through his armour at 100 yards range. Wow.
5. Eyeglasses. We call them spectacles. My best guess is that 90% of the people reading this Newsletter will have glasses on. How many writers, artists, inventors, scientists etc would never have developed their ideas without glasses. Invented in about 1450 - question? When did the Renaissance begin?
6. Rotary printing press. Invented in 1827 when a flat bed press could do 125 pages an hour, the new device could print 18,000 !! Read any newspapers recently?
7. Barbed Wire. Invented 1874 the impact in North America was extraordinary. In areas with no trees, like the Mid West, cattle could be ranched and the remaining areas sown with wheat etc. By 1900 the Mid West was the nation's granary.
One invention that has always appealed to me was invented about 20,000 years ago. Sharp flints could get the skin off an animal and with a little bit of bone, with a hole in it and some sinews, you could sew clothes and other things. It changed the world.
Have you any 'pet inventions' which you think are underrated? If so, drop me a line.



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